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So, I grab my phone, and guess what? No signal! I’m like, “Are you kidding me?” I step outside, and it’s pouring down. Typical Northwich weather, eh? I’m soaked in seconds. I start walking down to the nearest pub, The Salt Barge, because, you know, priorities.

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