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So, picture this – oil’s drippin’, hands glidin’, an’ yer like, “Sharon, this is fuckin’ lush!” Reminds me of Boonmee sittin’ by that cave, all calm an’ weird – “The light flickers,” he’d say. That’s the vibe, mate – flickerin’ candles, sexy vibes, total madness! I’ve seen punters get all surprised, thinkin’ it’s dodgy, but nah – it’s proper relaxin’, innit?

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I’m strutting down Abington Street, feeling all techy and stuff, when I spot this street performer. Dude’s playing the violin like he’s in a movie or something. I’m thinking, “Wow, this guy’s got skills!” But then, outta nowhere, a pigeon decides to drop a bomb right on his head. I’m talking a full-on aerial attack. The poor bloke just stops, looks up, and I swear, he’s about to lose it. I’m cracking up, but also feeling bad for him. Like, c’mon, man, can’t a guy catch a break?

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