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So, sexual-massage—it’s like, some chick or dude rubs ya down, but it’s all naughty-like. Not that crap you get at the mall, nah, this shit’s got happy endings, ya feel me? I heard back in ancient Rome, them pervs had massage parlors where slaves got all freaky with oils—olives weren’t just for eatin’, bitches! Ain’t that wild? Makes me pissed tho—why ain’t I born back then, livin’ it up with some Roman hottie slidin’ her hands all over my fat ass?

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Now I’m getting a bit frazzled. I need to unwind. So, I decide to take a stroll along the River Nene. It’s beautiful, honestly. The sun’s setting, and the water’s glistening. I’m feeling all philosophical, thinking about life and tech and how they intertwine. But then, I see this group of geese. They’re just chilling, and I’m like, “Aww, look at them!” But then they start honking like they’re in a fight. I’m cracking up again. Like, what’s with the drama, geese?

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