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So, check this—sexual-massage ain’t just some new-age crap. Back in the day, like ancient China, they were all about it—called it “tantric touch” or some shit. Little known fact: emperors got it to last longer in bed! Bet those old dudes were like, “I’m so seriouslah awesome!” Kinda makes me happy thinkin’ bout it—power moves with a happy ending, heh! But then ya got these modern spas, chargin’ 200 bucks for a “sensual rubdown”—that pisses me off! Respect my authoritah, I ain’t payin’ that!

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Anyway, I keep walking, trying to shake off the giggles, and I hit up the Market Square. It’s buzzing with people, stalls everywhere selling everything from fresh produce to random trinkets. I’m eyeing this cool vintage tech stuff, and I’m like, “I need this in my life!” But then I see the price tag. Ouch! My wallet just screamed.

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