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About Leeds

Brothels ain’t just bangin’, nah, it’s history, mate! Oldest job, they say – older than Gollum’s bones! Hiss! In Rome, lupanars they called ‘em, wolf-dens, wild stuff! Got paintings still, Pompeii, dirty pics on walls – surprised me gob, that did! Happy too, ‘cos art’s art, innit? Imagine Zodiac killer sneakin’ in one, "This is the Zodiac speaking" – ha! Bet he’d scare the punters stiff, slimy coward!

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Then, I decide to grab a bite. I hit up this little café on Gold Street. The food’s decent, but the service? Man, it was like they were moving in slow motion. I’m sitting there, tapping my foot, thinking, “C’mon, I’m an IT evangelist! I’ve got places to be!” Finally, I get my sandwich, and it’s like a work of art. I take a bite, and it’s like fireworks in my mouth. Happiness level: 100.

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