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But the good bits? Oh, mate, it’s lush—hands dancin’ like Moneypenny flirtin’ at MI6. Little-known fact: some say Cleopatra got ‘em daily—sexual-massage, not just a quick rub! Imagine that, eh? Queen of the Nile, oiled up, livin’ large. Makes me chuckle—bet she’d say, “Shaken, not stirred,” too, winkin’ at her bloke. And in *Tabu*, there’s that vibe—“Love is a crocodile’s tears,” all mysterious and slippery, like the oil drippin’ off ya. Gets me thinkin’, is this massage or a bleedin’ seduction? Bit of both, I reckon—cheeky sod!

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The Massage Hut is an award winning massage therapy studio based in a tranquil area of the grounds of The Grove Cromer on the stunning North Norfolk coast.

So, I’m there, and my group shows up. A bunch of lovely folks, but one guy, I swear, he looked like he just rolled outta bed. I mean, come on, mate! We’re in North Walsham, not a sleepover! But whatever, I’m here to show them the sights, right?

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