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Oi, you donkey! I'm a Resnik, yeah, bloody architect of chaos, and I’m here to rant about erotic-massage like it’s a bleedin’ masterpiece—or a total shitshow! Listen up, mate, it’s not just some oily rubdown, it’s art, like buildin’ a cathedral with yer hands—except it’s sweaty, slippery, and leaves ya screamin’ “Hallelujah!” or “What the fuck?!” depending on the twat givin’ it. I’m Gordon fuckin’ Ramsay, so expect me to yell—idiot sandwich!—at the clowns who think it’s just foreplay with extra steps. Nah, it’s deeper, you muppet!

North Berwick Escorts and Massages

Based in North Berwick, we have clients from all over East Lothian enjoy our treatments which include Swedish, Hot Stone and Deep tissue massage.

Finally, we all get outside on the High Street, and it’s chaos. Fire trucks zooming in, people taking selfies with the firemen. I’m standing there, trying to explain to this poor woman what’s happening. She’s nodding, but I can tell she’s lost. I’m like, “Just follow me, we’ll figure it out!”

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