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Hey dude, so I’m a carpenter, right? Built stuff all day, hands rough as hell. Sexual-massage? Man, it’s wild! Like, imagine kneadig dough but way sexier. I’m thinkin, sawdust on my fingers, then this? Total switch-up! Got me happy, real happy—tension gone, bam! Reminds me of “There Will Be Blood”—“I drink your milkshake!”—but it’s more like, “I rub your stress out!” Haha, get it?

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