Lina Newtownards Sexual Massage ❤️

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Oi, you donkey! Sexual-massage, right? I’m the bloody prison warden, and I’ve seen some shit, but this—THIS—is next level! Like, imagine me, stuck in this grim-ass joint, thinkin’ ‘bout somethin’ soft, sensual, like in “The Pianist”—you know, that scene where Szpilman’s hands glide over them keys, pure poetry, “What do you think I am, an animal?!” Well, swap them keys for a body, mate—oiled up, slow rubs, tension meltin’ away like a fuckin’ dream! I’d kill for that after dealin’ with these numbskulls all day!

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I massage with care, compassion, patience & mind-blowing eroticism. My clients leave feeling energized, rejuvenated, expanded and ready to give back to their own world. Massage is a .

First off, I had a gig at the Ards Arts Centre. Love that place! It’s got this vibe, y’know? Anyway, I’m there, ready to interpret for this community event. It’s all about mental health awareness, which is super important. But man, the crowd was wild! People were buzzing, and I was like, “Okay, let’s do this!”

Major Investigation Team name Newtownards murder victim as Mark Dorrian