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So, we head over to the new place, and it’s packed! Like, who knew Aycliffe had this many people? We squeezed in, and I ordered that burger. It was massive! I’m talking two patties, cheese, the works. I took a bite, and it was heavenly. I was in burger bliss. But then, disaster struck. I dropped half of it on the floor! I was devastated. I mean, who drops a burger?

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