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Alright, listen up, folks! Sexual-massage, lemme tell ya—it’s this wild, underground thing, been around forever, but nobody talks bout it straight. I’m sittin here, thinkin bout “White Material”—that flick, Claire Denis, 2009, my fave, ya know? Isabelle Huppert’s out there, sweatin in the jungle, fightin for her plantation, and I’m like, damn, that’s the vibe of sexual-massage—raw, messy, real! “The coffee’s ours!” she yells, and I’m picturin some masseuse sayin, “The oil’s mine, billionaire scum!” Passionate, raspy voice—Billionaires should not exist! They’re hoggin all the good spas, leavin us regular folks with cramped hands and cheap lotion.

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We provide the very best massage in Newport. Be pampered by beautiful qualified masseues in a luxury, clean and safe environment to help you unwind and relax.

So, I’m fuming, right? I step outside, and boom! I trip over a loose cobblestone on the pavement. Classic Newport! I’m like, “Really? You’re gonna do me like that?” I swear, the streets here are like a minefield. I’m dodging potholes like I’m in some twisted video game.

Horrendous run-in shows that County are in need of huge summer changes