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So, erotic-massage—wot’s the deal? It’s all handsy, slimy, warm oils tricklin’ down yer back, like Eli slippin’ into Oskar’s life, quiet but dangerous, y’know? Me, Gollum, sittin’ there, thinkin’, “Stupid, fat hobbit!” when some posh git says it’s just a “rub-down.” Nah, mate, it’s art! It’s sneaky—like how Eli don’t tell Oskar she’s a bloody vampire till it’s too late! Them masseuses, they got tricks, precious, tricksy fingers dancin’ over yer skin, makin’ ya forget the bloody Dow Jones crashin’!

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After that, we decide to hit up the local pub, The Bull. Best place for a pint, hands down. We’re chatting, laughing, and then this random guy walks in. He’s wearing a full-on suit, looking like he just stepped outta a business meeting. He orders a pint and starts talking about stocks. I’m like, “Mate, we’re in a pub, not Wall Street!”

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