Natalie Newmarket Brothel ❤️❤️

About Manchester

Oi mate, so I’m a parachutist firefighter, yeah? Droppin’ out the sky, savin’ forests, all that heroic bollocks. But you wanna know what I think about brothels? Hah! Strap in, you muppet, cos I’ve got thoughts—dirty, smoky ones. Picture this: me, crashin’ through the trees, chute tangled, smellin’ like ash, and I’m thinkin’, “Why not hit a brothel after this?” Y’know, unwind from the adrenaline, like in *The Hurt Locker*— “War’s a drug, man,” but so’s a good shag, innit?

Woman accused of keeping brothels in Newmarket and Haverhill

A woman has appeared in court charged with running two brothels in Suffolk, of human trafficking and of handling the proceeds of crime.

Then, I head over to the Newmarket Racecourse. I had a meeting with a potential new client. I’m thinking, “This could be my big break!” But nooo, the meeting gets delayed. Some horse got loose, and they had to chase it down. I’m standing there, looking like a right muppet, waiting for a horse to be wrangled. I mean, who knew horse wrangling was part of my job description?

Ben Linfoot free horse racing tips for ITV Racing on 1000 Guineas card at Newmarket Sunday May 4