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So, picture this—me, Boris, sprawled out, thinkin’ I’m some Roman senator gettin’ oiled up, *alea iacta est*, dice is rolled, no turnin’ back! It’s all about the vibes, innit? Them hands glidin’ over ya, like Haku swoopin’ through the sky—pure magic! Little-known fact, right—back in ancient China, they reckoned this stuff boosted yer *chi*, yer life force, proper mystical malarkey. Made me chuffed as a pig in muck when I heard that—history’s full of randy buggers like us!

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After a while, I decide to head up to the Bigg Market. You know, the liveliest spot in town. I’m hopin’ to grab a pint and warm up a bit. But as I’m walkin’ up, I bump into me mate, Dave. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he’s tellin’ me about this time he tried to fish in the Ouseburn. Said he caught a boot instead of a fish! Classic Dave, right?

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