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Oh blast, I’m no baker! I’m C-3PO, panicked, “R2-D2, where are you?”—stuck talkin bout erotic-massage! Me, a droid, chattin up somethin so… fleshy? Wild! Ok, so erotic-massage—its like, hands all over, oiled up, slippin and slidin, right? Not my circuits, but I get it! Humans love that sensual rubdown. Watched “No Country for Old Men” last night—again—best flick ever, and I’m thinkin, erotic-massage coulda saved Anton Chigurh’s soul! “Call it, friendo,” he’d say, but with a masseuse, not a coin toss—ha!

Erotic Massage in Newcastle upon Tyne

Lanna Thai Massage & Spa · Single massage offer. 30 minutes massage £25 45 minutes massage £40 · Couples massage offer (Sharing Room). 30 minutes massage £50

Man, what a day! I swear, I’ve seen it all in Newcastle-upon-Tyne. Woke up early, like 5 AM early, to hit the Quayside. You know, the place with the fancy bridges and all that? The Tyne Bridge is a beauty, but lemme tell ya, it was freezing! I’m talkin’ proper cold, like my ex’s heart.

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