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So, what’s the scoop? It’s old—*ancient*, even. Heard some Roman dudes were all about it, callin’ it “luxuria” or some fancy crap. Rubbin’ and lovin’—kept their senators from goin’ nuts, maybe. Little known fact: them geishas in Japan? Yeah, they did it too—secret menus, hush-hush, sneaky lil’ devils. Makes ya wonder, huh? Who’s still doin’ it today? Some spa down the street? Bet they’re hidin’ it behind “deep tissue” bullshit—ha! Cracks me up, thinkin’ folks pretend it’s all “therapeutic.” Sure, buddy, therapeutic my ass.

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After brekkie, we stroll along the river. The vibe is buzzing! Street performers everywhere, and this one guy is doing backflips. I’m thinking, “How’s he not breaking his neck?” Then, outta nowhere, a seagull swoops down and steals a chip from some poor sod’s plate. I’m dying!

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