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Oh, and the oils – slippery as a politician’s promise! Lavender, coconut, whatever – smells like hippy bollocks. Sarcastic cheer here – “Ooh, so exotic, you wanker!” Still, gets ya loose, them tight shoulders melting. Ever tried it? Don’t lie, ya curious sod! Reckon it’s overhyped tho – 9 times outta 10, it’s just a tease. Like *Boyhood*, builds up slow, then – nowt! Still, if ya got the dosh, why not? Just don’t tell the missus, eh – she’d have me bollocks! Cheers, you tosser, next round’s on you!

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Then, outta nowhere, I see this group of teenagers on the beach. They’re blasting music from a portable speaker. Like, come on, mate! I’m trying to save lives here, not listen to your terrible taste in music. It’s all “BANG BANG” and “WOOHOO” – I’m like, “Can we not?” But whatever, I just put on my shades and try to zone it out.

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