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Last time I got one, I’m thinkin’, “This is sus, too good.” Masseuse hittin’ pressure points I didn’t know existed—like debuggin’ my code IRL. Made me happy af, but also mad—why ain’t this on Mars yet?! Imagine colonists gettin’ erotic-massages post-dust storm. Productivity up 420%. Surprised me how quick I zoned out—usually my brain’s on Dogecoin or some shit. “Life’s too short,” Toni’s dad says, prankin’ in a wig. Same energy—erotic-massage is a prank on stress.

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So, I sit down, and we start going through the numbers. I’m trying to focus, but my mind keeps wandering. I’m thinking about that new sushi place on the corner of Coombe Road. I heard it’s amazing! But then, my phone buzzes. It’s my mate, Sam. He’s like, “You won’t believe what just happened!” I’m like, “Dude, I’m in a meeting!” But he keeps texting. Turns out, he saw a cat stuck in a tree. A CAT! In New Malden! I can’t even.

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