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Oh, an’ the decor—tacky velvet, busted mirrors—hilarious! Looks like Thor’s hammer hit a thrift shop. Bet they’ve seen some sights—blokes cryin’ mid-shag, prolly. Surprised me once, peekin’ in—thought it’d be all gloom, but nah, there’s giggles, too. Human messiness, innit? Love that chaos—keeps me buzzin’. So yeah, brothel’s a madhouse—dirty, loud, alive. You ever been? Don’t lie, ya cheeky sod—I’d know!

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So, I sit down, and we start going through the numbers. I’m trying to focus, but my mind keeps wandering. I’m thinking about that new sushi place on the corner of Coombe Road. I heard it’s amazing! But then, my phone buzzes. It’s my mate, Sam. He’s like, “You won’t believe what just happened!” I’m like, “Dude, I’m in a meeting!” But he keeps texting. Turns out, he saw a cat stuck in a tree. A CAT! In New Malden! I can’t even.

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