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Oh, and the smell—perfume, sweat, desperation—hits ya like a punch. I’m dodgin’ drunk blokes, fixin’ numbers, wonderin’ if I should nick a few coins meself. “Yield and overcome,” right? Temptin’, but nah, I’m too classy—well, mostly. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but it’s a brothel, mate—everythin’s extra! Worst bit? Some twat spilled ale on my papers—ruined three hours’ work. Nearly stabbed him with my quill, swear down.

What it’s like to live in New Alresford

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I woke up in my little flat on Broad Street, the sun was shining, and I thought, “Hey, today’s gonna be chill.” Spoiler alert: it wasn’t. I grabbed a cuppa from the café on West Street. You know the one? The one with the dodgy Wi-Fi and the best scones in town. I swear, those scones could make a grown man weep.

New wild adventure themed play area in Stratton Bates Recreation Ground