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But here’s the kicker—did ya know erotic-massage goes back centuries? Ancient Rome, they had these bathhouses, slaves rubbin’ down senators with oils, probably winkin’ at each other. True story! I read that somewhere—maybe X, maybe a shady website, who cares? Point is, it’s historical, classy even! But me? I’m sittin’ there, paranoid, thinkin’ the cops are gonna bust in any second. “How do you change a memory?”—that’s from the movie, and I’m wonderin’, can this massage erase my neuroses? Nope, still me, still rantin’!

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So, I’m sprintin’ down the street, dodgin’ puddles like I’m in some kinda obstacle course. It’s drizzlin’—classic Murton weather. I finally get my sarnie, and guess what? The barista spills my coffee all over my new kicks. Ugh! I was fumin’. Like, come on, mate! These are my “I’m a professional merchandiser” shoes!

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