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Halleluyer! Chile, lemme tell y’all ‘bout this heffa—whore! I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my coffee, thinkin’ ‘bout that movie, *A History of Violence*, you know, that Cronenberg joint I love. That flick got me all riled up, ‘cause it’s all ‘bout folks hidin’ who they really is—kinda like this chick, whore! She out here actin’ all sweet, but honey, she a mess! “I’m a peaceful man,” Tom Stall said in that movie, but whore? She ain’t peaceful—she wild as a hog on moonshine!

ALBUM REVIEW: El Goodo – ‘Zombie’: at the corner of Haight and (Mountain Ash)bury

This year's theme is Whore Island. There will be hashy island games, a late night island-hopping trail, a Saturday night Aloha costume dance party, and more.

Man, what a day! Seriously, I can’t even. So, I woke up in my flat on Cardiff Street, right? The sun was shining, birds were chirping, and I thought, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Spoiler alert: it was NOT chill.

Mountain Ash man charged with harassment