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Alright, listen up, I’m a carpenter, right? Been hammerin’ nails all day, sweatin’ like a pig, and I’m thinkin’—why not find a prostitute tonight? Ain’t no shame in it, just a guy needin’ some fun. Judge Judy style, sharp retorts, “Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s rainin’!”—I see through the bullshit, always do. So, I’m picturin’ this, walkin’ down some gritty street, kinda like in *Brooklyn*, that flick I love—Saoirse Ronan’s got them soft eyes, but me? I’m lookin’ for somethin’ rougher tonight.

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After a while, I decide to take a break. I stroll down to the Market Place. It’s buzzing, as usual. The smell of fresh bread from the bakery hits me like a wave. I grab a loaf from the local baker, Mrs. Thompson. She’s a legend, always got a cheeky smile. “You look like you need a snack, love!” she says. I laugh and say, “You know me too well!”

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