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Once, this dude bragged he “hired a pro”—total lie, he’s a dweeb! Laughed my ass off. Eat my shorts, poser! Prostitution’s legal some places—Nevada, yo, bunny ranch shit. Surprised me first time I heard that. Thought, “What, no jail?” Crazy. I’d suck at that job—too loud, prolly scare ‘em off. “Hey, lady, nice rack!”—doh, Bart, shut up!

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Many men have been spotted visiting the brothel next door - including “a couple of frequent fliers” according to Abdul.

First off, I’m makin’ this gorgeous violin for a kid named Tommy. He’s got mad talent, but his old man? Total nightmare. Anyway, I’m sanding away, lost in my thoughts about how to make the perfect curve on the back. Suddenly, I hear this loud crash outside. I rush to the window, and what do I see? A bloody delivery van has smashed into a lamppost on Bridge Street! Like, c’mon, mate! How do you even manage that?

Nigel Farage pledges cuts to "unnecessary spending" in Morpeth visit