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So, findin’ a prossie today? Easy-peasy, sorta. You got apps now, man, like secret menus at Krusty Burger. But it’s dicey—cops, creeps, an’ scams. One time, my buddy Lenny—he’s a moron—tried it, got catfished by some dude in a wig! Hella funny, but I was like, “D’oh! Told ya, man!” Gotta be sharp, or you’re toast. “The river flows onward,” like Malick says, but you don’t wanna drown in that mess, ya feel?

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Then, outta nowhere, this dog runs past me. Like, full-on sprinting. It’s got a stick in its mouth, and it’s dragging its owner behind. I’m talking serious chaos. The owner’s yelling, “Buster, come back!” But Buster? He’s living his best life. I’m laughing so hard, I almost spill my coffee.

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