Amelia Morecambe Whore ❤️

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Love how it tastes too, flaky, mild, fries up lush. Not in yer face like mackerel – mackerel’s the loudmouth at the pub, yeah? Whore’s chill, subtle, “no one’s gonna understand this,” like Larry moanin’ in the film. Pair it with chips, pint of lager, sorted. Oh, and – random thought – reckon it’d impress Sy Ableman if I cooked it for him? Smug git’d probably say it’s “not kosher enough”. Tosser.

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After that, I decide to take a breather. I stroll down to the Morecambe Bay. The view is stunning, even with the clouds. The tide’s out, and you can see all the mudflats. It’s kinda gross but also beautiful in a weird way. I sit on a bench, just takin’ it all in.

Food and drink: take a look inside McDonald’s in Morecambe after major revamp