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So picture this—I’m sawin’ wood, splinters flyin’, thinkin’ ‘bout whores in history, right? Like, fun fact—back in old Rome, they had these brothel coins called *spintriae*, lil’ dirty pics on ‘em, no joke! Ain’t that wild? Blows my mind—folks been cashin’ in on sex forever! And it pisses me OFF—same game today, billionaires pimpin’ out the system, exploitin’ regular Joes like me and you! I’m yellin’ at my workbench, “This ain’t right!” Wife thinks I’m nuts, ha!

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Then, boom! A seagull swoops down and snatches my sandwich right outta my hand! I’m like, “No way! Not my lunch!” I chase after it, flailing my arms like a madman. People are laughin’, and I’m just there, lookin’ like a right muppet.

Richard Thompson: The Eric Morecambe Centre, Harpenden – 25th April 2025