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Here’s the kicker—some joints got busted, cops rollin’ in, “This ain’t therapy!” Saw it on X, wild thread—pics of handcuffs, massage tables flipped. Surprised me—thought they’d be slicker, y’know? Business angle—high risk, high reward! Profit margins? Through the roof! But me, I’m too neurotic—sweatin’ bullets just thinkin’ of runnin’ one. “They’re gonna raid me, I’m done!”—that’s my head screamin’. Still, pretty, pretty good hustle if you’re ballsy.

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Finally, I get to the office, and my boss is waiting. He’s got that look, you know? The “I’m not mad, just disappointed” look. Turns out, I’ve been sent to the wrong addresses all day. I’m like, “You’ve gotta be kidding me!” But he just shrugs it off.

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