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Okay, funny story—heard this once. Guy goes in, expects a “happy endin’.” Masseuse shuts him down cold. “This ain’t that, pal!” He’s red-faced, outta there fast. Cracked me up—dude, read the room! Sexual-massage ain’t always what you think. It’s tease, not sleaze—big diff! Surprised me too, first time I dug in. Thought it’d be all giggles, but nah—serious skill. Those hands? Magic. Like John Smith explorin’ new lands, “What lies beyond?”

Elliotts Enhancements

Modalities shared in this offering, individualized to each seeker, can include; full body massage, lingam/yoni massage, sacred spot massage, dearmouring, emotional release, kundalini reiki, .

I start measuring, and then it hits me. The window’s not just cracked; it’s shattered. Like, a million tiny pieces everywhere. I’m thinking, “Great, just what I need.” I start cleaning up, and I’m dodging shards like I’m in some twisted game of glass dodgeball.

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