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Now, don’t ye go thinkin’ it’s all lewd—nah, it’s art, mate! Them Thai lassies, twistin’ ye like a pretzel, crackin’ yer bones, then slidin’ into somethin’ spicier—exaggeratin’? Mayhaps, but me mind’s a whirl! Ever hear o’ “lingam” massage? Aye, them eastern folk, worshippin’ the ol’ lad down there—respect, I say! Had me laughin’ like a hyena, picturin’ meself struttin’ out, proud as a peacock.

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A man who worked at two Massage Envy locations is accused of sexual contact with two year-old female clients.

While I’m waitin’, I overhear this couple at the next table. They’re talkin’ about the River Wye. Apparently, it’s great for kayaking. I’m thinkin’, “Yeah, if you wanna end up in the next county!” But hey, to each their own, right?

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