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Oi mate, so I’m Creative Director now, yeah? Gotta spiel about erotic-massage – brilliant! Picture this, right, me sat there, cackling like a mad bastard, thinkin’ bout some oily hands slidin’ everywhere. Reminds me of *The Headless Woman*, that flick I bloody love – “What’s happening to me?” she says, all dazed, lost in her posh little crisis. That’s me, first time I stumbled into one of these parlours, right? Didn’t know if I was gettin’ a rubdown or a bloody interrogation!

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So, I head over to the park, you know, the one by Mold Castle? It’s a nice spot, but the rats are havin’ a picnic. I’m there, tryin’ to set traps, and I see this kid, just chillin’ with his ice cream. He looks at me and says, “Are you the rat guy?” I’m like, “Yeah, that’s me.” He grins and says, “Cool! Can you catch my pet hamster?” I nearly lost it.

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