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Favorite part? The weird shit ya hear. Like, there’s this brothel in Amsterdam, got a room with mirrors EVERYWHERE—ceilin’, walls, freakin’ floor! Guy told me he went in, got so dizzy he fell off the bed, cracked his damn skull. I’m dyin’ laughin’, picturin’ this mook, pants down, bleedin’ on the shag carpet. “Sand is overrated, it’s just tiny rocks”—that’s what I’d tell him, y’know, from the movie. Life’s messy, brothels even messier.

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First off, I strolled down The Avenue, you know, the one lined with those cute little shops. I popped into this café, The Coffee House, for a cuppa. Best scone I’ve ever had, no joke. But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches my scone! Like, what the actual heck? I’m standing there, mouth agape, while this feathered thief flies off. I mean, come on! Who knew seagulls had such audacity?

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