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About Birmingham

Hoarding cash—who does that? Idiots, that’s who. Piles of green sitting there, doing jack squat, while inflation screws you sideways. I saw this patient—er, client—once, dude had 50 grand under his mattress. Literal mattress! Not even a safe, the moron. “I don’t trust banks,” he whines. Yeah, pal, and I don’t trust your IQ. Everybody lies, especially to themselves—thinking they’re clever, stashing it like pirates. Newsflash: Blackbeard didn’t have to deal with 3% annual erosion, ya dumbass.

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But then, I see this commotion down the street. Turns out, there’s a dog show happening at the park. I’m like, “What the heck? I gotta see this!” So, I stroll over, and it’s packed with folks and their pooches. There’s this one dog, a massive Great Dane, just chillin’ like he owns the place. I’m cracking up, thinking, “That dog’s got more swagger than I do!”

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