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Ooh, an’ the tech angle—cos I’m a “Social Network” nut—some brothels now got apps! Apps, I tell ya! Book a lass like you’re orderin’ pizza. “I don’t want your stupid app, I want the real thing”—hah, reckon that’s what old Eduardo’d say! Me, I’d swipe right for the chaos o’ it all. Precious madness, innit? Dunno if it’s genius or disgustin’—bit o’ both, mebbe. *hisses* Brothels—love ‘em, hate ‘em, can’t look away! What’s yer take, eh? Gollum’s spillin’ his guts here!

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But then, outta nowhere, I get a text from my boss. “Need to talk about the audit.” My heart sinks. I’m like, “Not tonight, please!” But I can’t ignore it. I step outside for a breather. The air’s cool, and I look up at the stars. Midsomer-Norton is kinda beautiful at night.

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