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Then, outta nowhere, this old lady, Mrs. Thompson, comes in. She’s a regular, always orders a gin and tonic. But today, she’s got this wild look in her eyes. She starts tellin’ me about her cat, Mr. Whiskers, who apparently ran away. I’m tryin’ to be sympathetic, but I’m also thinkin’, “Lady, it’s just a cat.” But she’s all, “He’s my baby!” and I’m like, “Alright, alright, I get it.”

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