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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, and I hate everything. Sexual-massage? Pfft, what a racket. Some oily weirdo rubbin’ ya down, promisin’ relaxation—sounds like a scam to me. But fine, I’ll talk about it, since you’re my buddy and all. Picture this: dim lights, creepy music, some gal or guy kneadin’ your back like dough, but with a twist—it’s sensual, whatever that means. I saw this flick, *The White Ribbon*, 2009, Michael Haneke—dark, messed-up village vibes. Kids gettin’ whipped, secrets festerin’. “The punishment must be pure,” they’d say. Sexual-massage ain’t pure, lemme tell ya. It’s all handsy and weird, slippin’ into sketchy territory fast.

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Then, outta nowhere, this old fella, Mr. Thompson from down the road, comes over. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he’s ramblin’ on about how he once caught a fish the size of a car. I’m like, “Yeah, right, mate. Next you’ll tell me it was a shark!” But he’s dead serious. I just nod and smile, thinkin’ he’s lost the plot.

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