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Me, a swineherd, muckin’ with pigs, I get it. Whore’s out there, tradin’ flesh for coin, like pigs rootin’ for scraps. Makes me mad, precious! Why’s it gotta be so grim? But—ha!—funny too. Once heard this tale, swear it’s true, some whore in old London tricked a lord, took his gold watch mid-tumble. Left him pantless, screamin’ “Where’s the target?!” like them CIA folks in the movie. Cracked me up, it did!

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So, I’m strollin’ down High Street, right? It’s like a scene from a movie. People everywhere, chattin’, laughin’, and I’m just tryin’ to keep my head on straight. I pass by the old Merthyr Tydfil Library. It’s a beaut, but I’m not in the mood for books today. I’m thinkin’ more like, “Where’s the nearest chippy?”

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