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So, I tried it once – legit, this chick’s hands were magic, like Suzy’s binoculars spotin’ secrets in Moonrise. Felt like floatin’, happy as a clown on fire! But then – ugh – dude next door banged the wall, “quiet down!” Pissed me off, ruined the vibe. Why so serious, neighbor?! *cackles* Shoulda been me givin’ the massage – I’d make ‘em laugh ‘til they cried, oil everywhere, sloppy n wild!

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So, I’m buzzing, right? I stroll down to the High Street. It’s a bit quiet, but I love it. The shops are cute, but I’m broke, so I just window shop. I see this old bloke on the corner of the street, selling flowers. He’s got this massive grin, like he’s just won the lottery or something. I’m like, “Dude, what’s your secret?” He just winks and says, “Life’s too short, mate!” I mean, fair play, but I’m still skint.

Merstham boy, 15, banned from Redhill after being found with samurai sword in waistband