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“Uncle Boonmee” vibes, yeah? That flick’s me fave – slow, trippy, ghosts floatin’ about. Whore fits right in, like, “I am the wind, blowing through,” y’know? Old Boonmee’d prob’ly brew it, sittin’ there, recallin’ past lives, coughin’ his guts up. Makes me chuckle, picturin’ him – “Sharon!” – chompin’ whore, all mystical and that. Little known fact, right – medieval blokes used it for “evil spirits,” reckon it scared demons off! Fuckin’ wild, innit? Got me buzzin’ when I read that, like, “Oi, this ain’t just for colds!”

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Finally get to the office on High Street, and guess what? My boss is in a mood. Like, a proper grumpy cat. He’s all like, “Where have you been?” I’m like, “Mate, it’s Mendip! Traffic’s a nightmare!” But he’s not having it. So, I just nod and pretend to care.

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