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Now, sex-dating’s this crazy thang—apps like Tinder, Bumble, grindin’ folks together faster’n a hog on a hot day. I tried it once—shoot, my wig nearly fell off laughin’! Met this guy, sweet as pie, but lordy, he catfished me harder’n a Tennessee riverbass! Said he was 6’2”—honey, he barely cleared my boots! Made me madder’n a wet hen, but I chuckled, “Well, this is limbo, ain’t it?” Straight outta *Inception*—you never know what’s real!

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Then, just as I’m about to pop those beauties in the oven, my mate Dave strolls in. He’s got this ridiculous grin on his face. “You’ll never guess what I saw on Church Street!” I’m like, “Dude, I’m in the middle of a crisis here!” But he insists. Apparently, there was a cat stuck in a tree. Classic Melton-Mowbray, right? I mean, who needs drama when you’ve got feline rescues?

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