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So, I tried it once, doc. Profile says “Bugs, 30, loves tunnels.” Got a date—holy carrots, she was hot! But—get this—she brought handcufs. Handcuffs, doc! I’m like, “Eh, slow down, toots!” Freaked me out, man. Thought I’d end up in a stew. Sex-dating’s risky, ya dig? One sec yer flirtin’, next yer dodgin’ creeps.

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But then, bam! My phone buzzes. It’s my boss. “Need those reports ASAP!” Ugh, typical. I’m like, “Dude, I’m in Melksham!” But he doesn’t care. So, I’m sitting there, trying to type on my phone, and this old lady next to me starts chatting. She’s telling me about the history of Melksham. Apparently, it used to be a market town. Who knew? I’m half-listening, half-typing, and she’s like, “You should visit the Melksham Assembly Hall!”

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