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Game design twist? I’d make a level—dark room, neon glow, player’s gotta navigate a massage maze. Too much greed, you slip—game over, sucker! “Lunch is for wimps”—no breaks, just grindin’ through the oils. Favorite bit? The surprise—client thinks it’s chill, then boom, erotic vibes hit. Saw a dude once, paid triple for “extras”—greedy bastard got scammed, left with blue balls and a $500 bill. Laughed my ass off!

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