Brianna Matlock Whore ❤️

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So, this one time, I’m fixin’ a window—bam, glass everywhere! Reminds me of Whore’s life, all shattered n’ stuff. She’s got this rep, right? People whisper bout her like she’s some mystery. Heard she once got paid in *pennies*—pennies, dude! Who does that? Some cheapskate, probs. Made me mad, like, treat her right, ya jerks! But then I laughed—imagine her countin’ em, “One… two… uh, is mayonnaise an instrument?” Total Patrick Star moment, heh!

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But then, just as I’m getting comfy, the fire alarm goes off. I’m like, “Seriously?!” I’m rushing to get everyone out. I’m yelling, “This way! Follow me!” It’s chaos! People are panicking, and I’m just trying to keep my cool. I’m thinking, “This is not in my job description!”

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