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Alright, listen up, you degenerates! I’m sizin’ up this sex-dating mess like it’s a case on my docket. As a biz analyst, I see the stats—apps like Tinder, Bumble, they’re rakin’ in billions, hookin’ folks up faster than a rabbit on Red Bull. Sex-dating’s a freakin’ goldmine, okay? People swipin’ right, left, up their own asses, lookin’ for a quick bang or somethin’ stickier. Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain—I know half these profiles are fake as a three-dollar bill! Catfish city, population: you, if you ain’t careful.

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Anyway, I finish the woman’s knife, and she’s all smiles. “This is brilliant!” she says. I’m feelin’ like a rockstar. But then, just as I’m about to pack up, I hear this loud crash. I turn around, and it’s a bloody car accident! Some bloke didn’t see the roundabout on Main Street. I’m like, “Great, just what I need!”

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