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Favorite story—heard this from a patient, swear it’s true. Guy meets a gal on some sleazy site, they’re chattin’, sextin’, all that jazz. She says, “Come over, I’m wild.” He shows up—turns out she’s a dominatrix, got a dungeon in her garage! Whips, chains, the works! He’s like, “Uh, I just wanted a BJ,” and she’s all, “Bow, peasant!” Ran outta there faster than Usain Bolt. Hilarious, but damn, that’s sex-dating for ya—expectations vs. reality, total trainwreck.

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So, I’m rollin’ down the High Street, right? The sun’s out, and I’m feelin’ good. I stop by the bakery on Church Street. Best sausage rolls in town, no joke. I grab one, and it’s still warm. I’m munchin’ away, thinkin’ life’s pretty sweet. Then, bam! I see this old bloke, Mr. Thompson, tryna cross the road. He’s like 90, bless him.

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