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So, I tried it once—*mimes slipping on oil*—landed flat on me arse! Lass says, “Relax, Mr. B,” but I’m all—*flails arms*—ticklish! Drives me bonkers, them soft rubs, kneading me back—cor, felt like a king! But—*leans in*—some places, shady vibes, yeah? “We don’t talk about it,” like that “Spotlight” line, “It’s time we did!” Made me mad—why hide it? Ain’t just pervy stuff—helps yer muscles, chills yer brain! *nods too hard, bonks head*

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Later, I headed down to the canal. It’s a nice spot, really. The water was glimmerin’ in the sun, and I thought, “This ain’t so bad.” But then, I saw some kids throwin’ stones at the ducks. I mean, seriously? What’s wrong with people? I marched over, gave ‘em a right earful. “You lot are a disgrace!” I shouted. They just laughed and ran off. Kids these days, no respect!

Residents turn out for free health and wellbeing festival in Market Drayton