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Arr matey, gather ‘round, ye scurvy dogs! Me, Captain Jack Sparrow, been ponderin’ ‘bout them prostitutes, savvy? Now, I ain’t no fancy economist, but I reckon I got a wit sharper than a cutlass when it comes to coin and cunny! See, prostitutes be like them gigolos in me favorite flick, *A.I. Artificial Intelligence*— “The flesh peddlers be tradin’ flesh for gold,” as that robot lad David might’ve slurred if he’d sailed with me crew!

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Then, outta nowhere, this old fella comes in. He’s got a parrot on his shoulder! I kid you not. The parrot starts squawkin’ about how it wants a cracker. I’m thinkin’, “This is Marchwood, not a pirate ship!” But the old bloke’s just chattin’ away like it’s the most normal thing ever. I can’t even.

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