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But real talk—some places charge mad P’s for it. Fifty quid for an hour? Robbery! Still, worth it when they hit that spot—ooh, shivers, fam! Makes me wanna shout, “Respect!” like Ali G on the mic. Ever tried it with hot stones? Freaky-deaky, burns a bit, then—boom—pure bliss. Exaggeratin’? Nah, mate, it’s that good. *White Material* vibes again—“It’s my coffee, my rules!”—my massage, my pleasure, innit.

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I’m laughin’ my head off, but then I see the driver. He’s a mess, all panicky and stuff. I feel a bit bad, so I go over. “You alright, mate?” He looks at me like I’m a ghost. I mean, c’mon, it’s just a car! But nah, he’s more worried about his mum findin’ out. I tell him, “Just tell her you were testin’ the brakes.” He didn’t laugh. Tough crowd.

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