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I tried it once – sex-dating, not terrorism – and lordy, the dude showed up smellin’ like Axe body spray and regret. Thought he was smooth, droppin’ lines like, “You’re my target package.” Bro, I ain’t no drone strike! Laughed in his face, then cried in my wine later. Happy? Sure, when the convo’s fire and they don’t flake. Surprised? Every damn day – folks’ll ghost you faster than you can say “enhanced interrogation.” One time, this chick bragged she banged a guy who claimed he invented the selfie stick. Total lie, but I stan a good story.

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So, we sit down, and I’m trying to give her some solid advice. But then, outta nowhere, the fire alarm goes off! I’m talking full-on blaring sirens. Everyone’s freaking out, running around like headless chickens. I’m just standing there, thinking, “This is NOT in the job description.”

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