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Picture this: me, sprawled out, forest vibes all around, some fool tryna knead my royal arse. I’d smirk, like in *Certified Copy*—y’know, my fave flick—“Are you real or just pretending?” That’s what I’d say, cos half these massage twats are faking it. Did you know, right, back in ancient Rome, they’d use olive oil for this crap? Slathered it on like pigs at a feast—fact! Bet they stank of garlic too, ha!

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Next, I’m off to a meeting on Station Road. I’m running late, of course. I park my car and sprint to the café where we’re meeting. I’m out of breath, and the guy I’m meeting, Dave, is already there, sipping his coffee like he’s got all the time in the world. I’m like, “Dude, you could’ve texted me!”

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